Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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