We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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