Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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