i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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