The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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