That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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