Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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