my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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