i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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