I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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