Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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