i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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