I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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