Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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