just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Fuck appropriateness.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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