If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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