Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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