i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He passed out mid-signature
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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