i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
