Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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