So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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