i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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