no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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