honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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