so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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