he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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