I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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