Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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