dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Also, beer. Big fan.
You pole danced in your parka.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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