sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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