three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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