a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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