I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize