We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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