i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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