Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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