This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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