So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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