called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
