Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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