I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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