is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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