im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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