this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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