Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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