This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
