She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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