as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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