"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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