Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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