ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i out mim tonsoeep
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