Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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