it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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