I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The uberlube is also flammable
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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