ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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