I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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